The Board

[Alan]

In case you are wondering, this is the Board Of Defectives who have been tasked with overseeing community standards. As members of the judiciary they are also able to hand down harsh sentences so don't get on their wrong side.

Yes, Darren and I are amongst them but we aren't saying who is who

[Darren]

I must say, we do don a good wig in this one mate.

[Alan]

I can reveal that Rod Gibbons has returned to shit, errrr sit on the bench and he can be seen in the back row